No, I’m not shopping for my Halloween costume this early in the season—I’m trying to figure out what the heck to dress up as for our “Lost Girls Return” party this Saturday because Amanda wants us all to go as our favorite country. How the heck do you do that without being totally un-p.c.?
So I’m in this costume shop surrounded by sleazy outfits and I overhear this girl say to her boyfriend, “We’re back in slutsville again!”
I couldn’t help but laugh and chime in, “That’s, like, the whole store! Halloween is basically an excuse for girls to dress up as sluts.”
Her boyfriend just stood there grinning and said, “I love it!”
Um, have you ever seen a police officer wearing this? Seriously! The guy watching me take me picture gave it a big thumbs up though. Figures!